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tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-232945882011-06-08T02:14:35.825-04:00The Book Bitches CopyrightTwo very opinionated bitches talk about books and bitch about other stuff too.Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-1141314093676577602006-03-02T11:37:00.000-04:002007-07-09T12:30:19.647-04:00Copyright Statement and Privacy Policy

One of Us is a LawyerThis site is owned by The Book Bitches. Original writings/designs belong to us and SHOULD NOT be reproduced on websites, books, newspapers, printings and/or in any other way unless we have granted our written consent and a copyright credit to us should be acknowledged at all times.Our reviews and thoughts on any subject that we chose to post are informed opinions. As all

The Book Bitchesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-90406855551644026272005-09-11T00:00:00.018-04:002008-04-20T13:51:45.044-04:00Hubba hubba! Where did you find the picture you just posted? What's the name of that scrumptious eye candy?!

Harlot: Since I’m the one who often post eye candy I’ll answer. Frankly I’m verra tired of this question—oh anguish, truly truly. *lesigh* If we have the source/link of something, we mention it. Every. Fucking. Time. Seriously!Pictures are tricky, though. If you don’t see a link, it’s because I DON’T have one. I’ve been a perv downloading dirty stuff from the internet long before my blogging days

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-1576847534075625592005-09-11T00:00:00.017-04:002008-04-17T08:41:53.652-04:00TBB is a thousand shades of awesome! :D How did it come about?

Once upon a time there was a most beautiful bitch named Trollop. She’d been an avid reader all her life, finishing her first book in the summer between first and second grade, a children’s version of Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne. There hasn’t been a time since then that she hasn’t been in the middle of reading a book or novel.One day, she came upon a book titled Lady Be Good by

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-36485537166710742912005-09-11T00:00:00.015-04:002007-09-19T10:09:35.877-04:00I'd like to put a button link to your blog on mine. Do you have one I could possibly use?

Sure, darlin’. You may use these:

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-17211560592365775772005-09-11T00:00:00.013-04:002007-09-18T21:01:48.670-04:00Yoo hoo... Would you like to trade links?

Sorry, but no. In case you’re temporary blinded by our beauties, :P we don’t even have a blogroll. We’re self-centered bitches, aye. (We link people on our posts, though.)Truth be told, Trollop wanted a blogroll but Harlot, ever the selfish one, didn’t want one. :/ (Well, it looks fugly and very cluttery! *hmph*) If we link someone, we have to link eeeeveryone so as to not hurt anyone’s feelings

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-24890521257874551782005-09-11T00:00:00.009-04:002007-09-13T09:14:43.146-04:00Yo, I emailed you. How come you haven't replied yet, you snobby bitches?!

Erm, apologies, we’re busy and fucking lazy. Or Trollop is somewhere flirting and Harlot is frolicking with Raoul. This is your chance to send us hate mails, heh. :P But please know that we do read every email we receive and we do think of you. Aye, really really!

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-46907974415856867632005-09-11T00:00:00.008-04:002007-09-11T12:20:20.761-04:00What is the purpose of the chatbox?

Chatbox is exactly that, a box for CHATTING. Or for some announcement or when Harlot is missing again or Trollop is stuck in her gad-forsaken office where she has no MSGR. Chatbox is NOT the place to put in your comments. Sheesh.

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-7459379330104685462005-09-11T00:00:00.007-04:002007-09-18T21:00:55.392-04:00WTF? Why did you delete my comment?

a) You’re acting like a jackass, saying something offensive or disrespectful. We ask TBB commenters to be civil and nice. Flaming, belligerent debates, too nasty sarcasm are not welcome. Yes, at times we break these rules ourselves—sarcastic bitches that we are—but we live here.b) You’re saying something that’s got nothing to do with the post the comment is made upon.c) You’re being an ackflibbit

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-13756659856673307722005-09-11T00:00:00.006-04:002007-09-17T10:27:09.251-04:00Who is Raoul? Who are Julio, Guido, Jack Koff and Gaylord Dookie?

Raoul is Harlot’s EXCLUSIVE LOVE PROPERTY forevah and eevaaaaah and that is the truth and nothing but the truth so help me Xenu and his Galactic Confederacy!!!Now, *breathe* the others are Trollop’s Studasauruses:Julio and Guido Jack Koff and Gaylord Dookie Related: Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mineTake that, Harlequin!We put the spring in Springfield

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-43606914047248294822005-09-11T00:00:00.005-04:002007-09-11T12:26:23.652-04:00Trollop, are you going to run for office? If so, will you admit to reading romance novels publicly? Harlot, did you really dump Brad Pitt?

Trollop, are you going to run for office? If so, will you admit to reading romance novels publicly?Stay tuned, and why wouldn’t I admit it?Harlot, did you really dump Brad Pitt?Yes.

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-65202814881641588742005-09-11T00:00:00.004-04:002007-09-13T20:22:01.743-04:00Isn't this a readers' blog? Why do you keep talking about sex? Why so few book reviews? Where are the juicy author gossips and the stupid catfights?!

If you don’t like what we do, for fuck’s sake, go forth and seek other sites. Honestly... In any case, let’s clarify some stuff:a) Yes, this is The Book Bitches blog, and yes, we do talk about books here. But there are a lot of ways you can talk about books than just by reviewing them. What we do is... well, different. Here are two posts as examples: “The Big Cock Theory” and “His Ever Throbbing

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-87244033024223664482005-09-11T00:00:00.003-04:002007-09-13T09:29:45.392-04:00What in pickling gherkin is BBC, and how can I join it?

Bitches Book Club (BBC) was officially launched on March 2006 (sounds like a space shuttle :/). Anyone that has read the book can participate, FREE, no charge, really really—though, if you want to send us some money, please, by all means. *g* Just answer the damn questions; the more people that join, the more interesting and diverse the discussion will be!Every first day of the month, a book

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-72715302692996085452005-09-11T00:00:00.002-04:002007-09-11T11:47:08.924-04:00Who in Xenu's pants is Tucker?

Short answer: Not campaigning for some wanker; “Tucker for Mayor: More of the Same!” is our post continuation link.Long answer: We luuuurve Jennifer Crusie’s Welcome to Temptation like sick freakos love sex in a barn (probably with fongool orgasm :/). We love its hero, Phin Tucker; its witty and funny story, the uber hot sex and, yes, Phin’s incredibly charming campaign slogan “Tucker for Mayor:

Harlot and Trollopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23294588.post-86520186726497862672005-09-11T00:00:00.001-04:002008-01-17T13:10:16.673-04:00How long does it take you to write a post? There used to be 4 BB; where are the other two? Did Harlot scratch their eyes out for lusting over Raoul?

Harlot: Just so you know, for MY Raoul—if I must—I will beat the crap outtaya! I may be tiny but I can kick and chop-chop like the best of karate kicker choppers out there! AYE! *hmph*Trollop’s favorite posts are The Bitchin’ News, though she seldom writes them (they are very time consuming).Harlot edits all the posts to make them “pritti” and eye-catching.Trollop edits all the posts for grammar

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